by Swinger Parents
Recently, my husband and I were called out by our 13-year-old daughter about being too affectionate with each other lately. In her words, we’ve been “acting weird.”
She may have a point. There have been some changes in the way we behave with each other since starting this lifestyle adventure! For fun, we started naming things — from our kids’ perspective — that probably qualify as “acting weird.”
Here’s our list of 20 observations from the viewpoint of an 11- and 13-year old with parents in the lifestyle:
- Mom and Dad seem to have a lot of new friends that we haven’t ever met.
- Mom and Dad go out more often, stay out later than normal, and sometimes don’t come home until Sunday morning.
- Mom and Dad text more now, and seem to get text alerts at the same time on their phones. Then they giggle a lot.
- Mom and Dad kiss way more often and Dad pats Mom’s butt all the time, even in public. Ewww!
- Mom started wearing short shorts that look like MY shorts!
- Dad asks us, “Doesn’t Mom look cute?” waaaay too often!
- Mom and Dad get more Amazon packages and just tell us it’s “Personal Stuff.”
- Mom and Dad close their laptops really fast when we walk into the room.
- Mom and Dad don’t let us look at the photos on their phone anymore.
- Mom and Dad seem to take more naps in the middle of the day and always lock their door now.
- Mom has crazy, skimpy, lacy panties that keep showing up in the laundry.
- Mom wears clothes that show her boobies way more than she used to!
- Mom and Dad wear ear buds in the minivan and know what podcasts are now.
- Mom and Dad strike up conversations with complete strangers now when we go out to dinner.
- Dad winks and flirts with waitresses now and Mom doesn’t even get mad.
- Mom and Dad have this mysterious bag they take with them EVERYWHERE!
- Mom and Dad want to take vacations and cruises without us. Not fair.
- When we ask them what they did the night before, they don’t always tell the same story.
- Dad comes home from overnight trips super happy, but Mom comes home super tired.
- Mom and Dad now kiss and hug ALL our friends’ parents goodbye.
If you found this list to be funny, well then you might be a swinger…