Archive for August, 2017

My Cold and Pseudoephedrine Fueled Sex Dream

Written by “D” from the Swinging Downunder Podcast Verse 1 After a long day relaxing in the Mexican sunshine, wearing nothing but a hat and sunscreen, it was time for our first dinner in the restaurant at Desire RM. As C and I moved into the restaurant The Jones’s were […]

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We Aren’t Who You Think We Are

(A Cautionary Tale) You haven’t met us yet, but you think we are a perfect fit.  Yes, you viewed our profile several times along with our public and private pictures.  You read about our playstyle preferences.  You read our likes and dislikes, you read our description of ourselves and you […]

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Monkey’s Butt

1.5 oz. Licor 43 Heavy cream Chocolate Syrup Pour the Licor 43 in a shot glass. Pour a small amount of heavy cream into the glass over the back of a spoon. Squeeze a drop of chocolate syrup into the shot glass to discover how the drink came to be […]

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Paloma Cocktail

Complex and refreshing! The Paloma Cocktail is sweet, sour, a little bitter, and salty. 1 grapefruit wedge 3 oz. grapefruit juice 1 oz. fresh lime juice 1 oz. agave or simple syrup 2 oz. tequila Splash of club soda Combine grapefruit juice, lime juice, and sugar in glass; stir until […]

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Luxury Mojito

8 mint leaves 1 lime, sliced 2 oz. rum 1 oz. lime juice ½ oz. simple syrup Prosecco Muddle mint leaves in bottom of glass.  Add lime slices, reserving one for garnish.  Muddle lime to release the juice.  Add additional lime juice, simple syrup, and rum.   Stir, then fill tumbler […]

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Liquid Courage

If you’ve listened to our podcast or read our newsletter, you probably know that I love to make cocktails.  Our liquor cabinet is embarrassingly well-stocked.  Listeners send me new recipes to try on a regular basis.  I have a collection of pretty martini glasses, wine glasses, old-fashioned glasses (for Mr. […]

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Episode 39 | Finding Your Flirt in the Lifestyle

Read our latest newsletter here and then Subscribe to our newsletter here! Keeping up with the Joneses We update you on our new business ventures and Mr Jones makes his request to Mrs Jones for his home office modifications.  We also describe a visit from our Canadian friends, our Southwest friends […]

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Bouldevardier

Ingredients: 2 ounces bourbon or rye whiskey 1 ounce Campari 1 ounce sweet vermouth Garnish: orange twist or cherry   Directions: Pour ingredients into a mixing glass and fill with cracked ice. Stir well for 20 seconds and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry or a […]

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Finding Your Thing

” Often times when we meet or receive emails from couples for the first time we generally ask how they got into the lifestyle and how they like to engage with others or in other words we ask, “what’s your thing? Some couples somewhat sheepishly start by saying, “well, we’ve only […]

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